If we can't have the world, no-one can!

CAREERS WITH SINISTER INCORPORATED

A career with S.INC is one of the most exciting things anyone can embark upon. As part of S.INC, one can travel the world with a view to achieving ultimate domination of one's assigned territory, intimidate and threaten people, get to grips with the most modern technology available to mankind and become one of the masters of the world.

Although the work is often hazardous, Sinister Incorporated offers a generous pension provision, a comprehensive dental plan, free accommodation, uniforms, training and weapons to all those who join its ranks. We have a clearly defined career structure for the most promising newcomers - and with a high turnover of staff, there are always vacancies coming further up the ladder for those who want to progress.

We are currently recruiting for the following highly sought-after positions, so don't delay!

Junior, Deputy, Tertiary Level Assistant Subordinate Operative to the Senior, Deputy, Tertiary Level Assistant Subordinate Operative(Operational Level Z4)

Wage bracket - £8,000.00 - £12,000.00 per annum.

Your main duties will involve cleaning out the Dinosaur pit, shredding uneaten bones and mopping up blood. Sturdy wellington boots will be provided along with a broom, a bucket of soapy water and a pistol. Please note that the Dinosaur pits are not always empty when they need cleaning - that's what the pistol is for - most applicants prefer to take their own lives as they slide down the gullet of a genetically modified cloned Allosaur with armour-plated enhancements and minigun attachments.

Assuming you are one of the 2% of applicants who survive the first three months in the job, you will be eligible for promotion.

Senior, Deputy, Tertiary Level Assistant Subordinate Operative(Operational Level Z3)

Wage bracket - £14,000.00 - £16,000.00 per annum.

Your main duties will involve cleaning out the shredded and/or faecal remains of Operational Level Z4 personnel from the Dinosaur pit. You will be provided with an assault rifle, an electric cattle prod and a dustpan and brush to collect the pieces.

Assistant Death Warrant Distributor (Level A2)

Wage bracket - £63,000.00 - £65,000.00 per annum.

This high profile role will see you assisting senior S.INC executives in issuing papers vital for the ongoing smooth function of S.INC. Due to high volumes of work, eighteen hour days are common and RSI is a given.